Some call it a holiday, some call it an awakening, I call it a movement. A movement to bring the lost art of the mustache, back to its glory. I speak of the hallowed Cinco de Mustache. I did not create this movement, I simply got on a fast moving man train.
The rules are simple:
1. Growing season begins April 1st.
2. Your face is your canvas; you do with it what you wish. Whether it be a beard, a goatee or the pure mustache. You grow until May 5, Cinco de Mustache.
3. On Cinco de Mustache, for the entire day, you must wear some form of mustache: the Handlebar, the Molester, the Moustachio (affectionately known as the Selleck), the Pornstache, the Walrus. It is your lip undergrowth, you decide. But for one day, May 5, you wear a mustache.
4. Take a before and after picture, to mark your momentous transformation into manliness.
It is that simple. Join the movement. Join the last beacon of pure masculinity. It’s time to shed the shackles of the naked upper lip and tell the world “I am Man”. Put on your magnificent lip warmer friend, and join Cinco de Mustache!
For more information or to see great mustaches of our time, please visit: http://themustachemovement.blogspot.com/
1 comment:
I am blogstocking and found your blog from the Loves site! I must say this is the most creative blog post that I have read in a while. I think my husband Steveo needs to take a look into this being a cop and all...a mustache is the only type of facial hair that a cop in west valley can have! Thanks for the laughs, looks like you are all doing great. Londyn is so cute and congrats on the train!
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Amy "Christopherson" Beardshall
beardshall.blogspot.com
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